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Matching tariffs is not a trade war you idiot

Columbia retalitory threats of matching tariffs is no threat at all.\nBrazil and Switzerland would be ecstatic to make up for the covfefe exported from columbia to the USA.\nThat's not a typo. Covfefe is just coffee identifying as something else.

Columbia is matching those tariffs. USA thinks they can bully other countries. You cannot, bit nobody has to accept it. USA will lose a tariff / trade war as other countries will fill those trade gaps like human beings and not dollar store dictators