Close Reading

It's a two headed monster - on the right, corporate property conglomerates have QUADRUPLED RENTS IN 20 years! on the left - CLOWNS have stopped having children because they hate themselves, and they welcome in invaders from other countries that are already overpopulated. The West is done until this two-headed snake is stopped, and in some countries, like Canada, it's probably already too late. Too bad, Canada used to have the hottest women.