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I have never laughed so hard. Thanks Tyler and Canada. 😂😂

1?I'm a 2x trump voter.after the 2nd vote God gave me a dream I'll never forget.he's the antiChrist. I knew he would be shot.this time he will be shot again and survive again this isnt God's work? the bible says the AC will be shot .2? in my flesh I think trump was the best president we have ever had the money was good.. but the holy spirit has shown me who he is and he's already called himself the chosen one.. with his hands stretched looking up towards the sky.. dont be deceived !3? the Jews aren't looking for a Jesus type of Messiah.. they are looking for a world political leader that can lead Jews to the 3rd temple and peace ! they think trump is that guy.. they think he is the Messiah a world political leader.. for everyone not just the USA !! The bible talks about the Antichrist putting the world under a one world leader known as the anti Christ.. 4?trump made the Abraham accords the peace deal everyone has waited for the antichrist to do ! and trump is all for splitting isreal into 2 states this is exactly what he antichrist is gonna do ! Trump has just now made the peace deal in the middle east . This is the false peace and after this sudden destruction will come like labor pains upon a woman .. anyone who divides Israel will have hell rain upon their heads ! And this is exactly what's happening!!! Bible prophecy verses Donald Trump is a wild task to research when you realize the truth.. 5? the Jews have already prepared everything for the 3rd temple to be built .. the bible tells you how to make everything the temple needs.. they have already made the curtains and benches and tables and alters and priest clothing and they already have the red cow heffer ready for the 3rd temple sacrefice.. people don't realize that the muslims knew the red heffer sacrifice was coming and they knew the Jews would try to take over the temple mount so that's exactly what causes Hamas to attack isreal.. this is t just some weird rivalry.. this was biblical ❗ the muslims tried to stop the red heffer sacrifices but I believe those sacrifices was already done ❗❗ that's why u don't hear about those red heffer anymore.. they had a time limit on that red heffer sacrefice.. they would have neverrrrr missed that chance that they been waiting 2000 or 3000 years for❗ they said trump is leading them to the red temple rebuild they call him king Cyrus ❗ they also already made the temple coins..they already put trump's face on their new temple coins.. google it !!! Do research ❗6? trump was given the crown of Jerusalem in 2023 look it up on YouTube or Google it he's live one stage7?trump was given the Jewish menorah with a plate that said king of peace on it in 2024 google it or YouTube it he's live on stage accepting it8 ? ? trump made a DNA manipulating vaccine the fallen angels did the same they changed DNA in Noah's days and God sent the flood Jesus had to cover us with his blood DNA cuz of corruption and sin9?the bible speaks about a priest that puts blood on his ear thumb and foot as a ritual & its same thing trump did when he was shot MAGA IS THE NAME GIVEN TO THE HIGHEST PRIEST IN SATAN WORSHIP??10? Listen to English translations of Hilters speeches he talks about making Germany Great, his speeches were very inspiring, this is wat the bible says, AntiChrist will rise speaking GREAT THINGS ❗11?Elon is who makes the beast system he accompanies the ANTICHRIST Elon said perhaps AI is the new God now and laughed like Noah's days with fallen angels who brought technology to earth to deceive12?aliens are fallen angels they was swept into the ocean in Noah's flood. this is why they are coming out of the ocean. they are shapeshifters they can look like a flying moose if they saw fit13? they are shapeshifters they are demons they are known as frog like beings in the bible fallen one Satan shapeshifted in garden of Eden as a snake.. this is how they decieved the world14?seek Jesus Believe have faith that is unmovable!! .. no vax.. no chips in hand arm or forehead.. no government tattoos or marks of the beast.. IN JESUS CHRIST NAME HAVE SUPERNATURAL FAITH ?I've seen 3 dif kind of cancer in one person's body healed at once I've seen 2 blood clots disappear on mriI've seen someone on their death bed be fully restored.. there's nothing God can't do ❗❗❗ I've had God send angels in times of need.. I want you to have supernatural FAITH and God will move mountains Jesus shed his blood.. his DNA to cover Us so we are born again through him ! ask forgiveness of your sins no matter where you are at in your sin..just trust him and he will do it it all ❤️❤️15 ? it all sounds good but when you know the bible you know Satan comes as a angel of light and no matter how much I like trump I know the holy Spirit gave me decernment and the proof is there ❗

11 years ago a trip to the ER in Texas cost close to or more than the cost with insurance than a the cost for an ER visit in NS (for those out of country who are not covered by our provincial program). \n\nWe would pay $50 copay at the ER, then over. The next few days we would receive a bill for the physician, then from pharmacy, then from the facility, then from X-ray, etc, every separate department would have its own portion. \n\nAnd then there was the unpleasant surprise when the doctor who saw you in the ER was not an “in network” doctor even though the hospital was “in network”. Our insurance paid 70% of (approved) in network costs, but only 50% of out of network costs. Keep in mind that “in network” hospitals and providers had lower negotiated rates with the insurance companies. Which meant you would have coverage of 70% of a negotiated lower rate for in network but out of network was 50% of a higher rate.\n\nMy neighbours were lovely people. The culture was much different than I expected. The gun culture really hits you in face. For the first while it seemed to be so obvious - signs on pharmacies, hospitals, and schools that state that guns were not allowed, even with a conceal and carry permit. Very quickly, that became “normal”….\n\nFood was amazing. Gas was cheap. Politics was everywhere. Christian mega churches were everywhere - along with some very vocal overbearing people who force their beliefs and opinions on anyone who is near them. \n\nI was surprised with the number of people who felt it was appropriate to discuss religion, politics, and money with virtual strangers. A lot of very personal questions as well. I am guessing it is the difference between what is considered extremely rude in Canada, vs what is just a regular question in the US (or that area of Texas). \n\nAnd another very different thing was how hardly anyone swore. I had the bottom drop out of a bad carrying glasses when I was in San Antonio, the glasses broke, and I said “Shit.” I have never seen so many heads turn towards me. Most of the females looked at me with complete disgust and a lot of the males laughed. I expect that the American who heard me swear, were thinking I was the rudest person. One of my children’s friends was from Australia and when their mom came over one day, she said something to the effect of “so glad you are Canadian” because she sis not have to worry about offending me if she said fuck. That was a relaxing afternoon.

OMG I laughed so so hard when you read the French comment (I’m French Canadian too)… he made you say it three times ??? priceless!\nMy personal answer would be : no, I never considered moving to the US. I considered Europe several times (went for exchanges in England and Russia a decade ago). Moving to US… for myself, I can’t see a good reason. Especially now… \npeople who are interested in the US are people who have career ambitions or want to make more money (like in Universities, finance, technology…). There is a second category of people, that I don’t think they use Reddit ;) Retired people over a certain age, they go live in Florida half the year and some decide to stay. There are also a small number of neoconservatives who think we live under a liberal dictature (yes, I’m looking at you Alberta), might be more interested, as well as our evangelicals too, since they want to insist on imposing their religion on everyone else. \nSo, mostly : climate for elders, ambitions (career or financial) for youth, ideology for some others. Maybe love too !

I have never laughed so hard! Friends...y'all realize those numbers 5 thousand a month...we have that daily. Last year? The U.S. had 2.76 million illegals come in.

I see my son get treated very bad .\nBusiness people at the bank\n treated him horrible and he was trying to get help.\n\n basically jerked him around and I'd like to . Tell you he was a not a\n African-American\n . well we R M.I.H MY SON & I . for \n\n\n I don't like that\n they did it at the bank \nthey did at the\n grocery store get it LOT OF places oh I know where it was at I couldn't think it was at CVS . Pharmacy\n and then I told on them.\n I told my doctor they treated my son and .I. CVS would not let me have my medicine my doctor give them a phone call and he was upset he EAT him up and spit him out \nbecause I have diabetes \ndon't. NOT let my son get my medicine and it's hard for me to walk around and I called him up and ask why \nand then I did get my medicine and I never did have no more trouble out them after my doctor ball to out they against my son but people listen at this we're not African American where are we we are not I seen the kind of thing two we was up to the courthouse and these police officers was looking at me and laughing I'm an overweight woman and overweight people gets treated bad we get laughed at we get made fun of and every way I got jerked around at the courthouse in Anderson they really treated me horribly and I think it was because I was overweight and they was very rude and nasty to every customer to come in and I don't know why to me it always pointed out and all I'll be pointed out so it's not only African Americans but it's people like myself that has a weight problem I I am A obesity white woman