Close Reading

Dear Canadians,\nWe are so sorry that 1.5% of us are so fucking stupid as to fall prey to the cult of the orange stain.\nWe are So sorry and will miss you terribly. I hope you take us back one glorious day.\n\nmaga are traitors to our beloved friendships

Dear Canadians,\nI'm so sorry for how the leadership of my country is treating you, one of our closest allies. I've spent a fair bit of time in Canada and I've always had a great fondness for you.\n\nI hope that this storm passes soon, and I'll be doing my part to help it pass, and I hope that in the future we can begin to repair the damage done to our relationship. \n\nWe're better together. All of us. \n\nWith love, \nA caring American