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Aashir prof nosheen jamal from d I khan Pakistan you were my dream I saw you after very long time Allah give good health Pakistan is your country plz come back

Hold up, there’s crime in Canada?? I guess it probably goes something like this.\n\n“Hey, this is robbery, could I please steal some money?\n“Sure. Take as much as you’d like.\n“Thank you, I’ll be sure to come back!”\n“Alright, see you soon!

Hello from Saskatchewan I may not live in Prince Albert but I’d just like to say thank you for finally including us in something we’re always forgotten >:(

Yeah, the talking behind back is real and I just don't get it. Especially if it is about a trivial matter. I'd rather have an adult conversation... it is something I am really struggling. I am at a point in which I gave up having friends and I used to always have big groups back in Italy. It is also cause I was depressed for a long time here (Edmonton) but idk. I feel like canadians struggle too... the amout of people that go by just if they can have their weed or whaterver they take it is unreal to me. Also, the harsh weather and how cities are built for cars instead of people lower the possibily for socilization for everyone. Anyways... it is what it is. This place is not for me, it is for somebody else.

With global warming I'd suggest to move as far north as possible!

I’d rather live in MB than in SK, NB or NL.\nTo each their own I guess.

Fun tip: If you'd like to get your car searched, burst out in hysterical laughter when the Canadian border guard asks you if you have $10k or more in cash.

AUSTIN???!!!!!!!!! I’m so excited!!!!! I NEVER thought I’d get to see y’all!

Excuse me! Sorry to bother you, but there seems to have been a slight mistake in your tour bookings. You see, you mention this being a Canadian tour, but I'm afraid it looks like there are no dates in the Atlantic provinces at present. I'm sure this must just be a misunderstanding, doubtless our fault. But we're terribly desperate for vaguely famous people to claim some connection with at the moment, and we'd be absolutely delighted if you found the time to stop by one of our vaguely historic cities? If it's not a bother, of course... maybe next time? :)

Please do South-African Immigration, I'd love to see your take ??

I moved to Canada about 17 years ago and yes it is an absolute pain to jump through all the hoops they want you to go through. I was only here a few days and I came from Ireland as a brick and stone mason they recruited me from Ireland and wanted me to come out. Within three days on the job I learned I would be getting less wages than the other bricklayers. I packed up my tools and walked off the job I notified the employer and the union by emails and told him I’d be flying back home in a few days. Well the union and the employers came running straight away to get me to stay. Trying to explain that after a couple of months I’d be on the same money as the rest of the guys. This is where I explain to them that taking home C$1100 was already a pay cut a massive pay cut as are used to take home 2500 to 2200 Euros living in Ireland. I moved to Canada for a change of lifestyle but that doesn’t mean I was going to be taken advantage of. And that’s when they said they would pay me the same as everybody else. Sometimes you just have to stand up for yourself and be willing to follow through. They even reimbursed me for the airline ticket I bought to go back. Some skill sets they really need in this country in addition Canadians population growth is absolutely dependent upon immigration as the family sizes and birth rates are critically to lol to sustained a country. As I’ve said I’ve been living here 17 years now and I am a Canadian citizen I guess that makes me an Irish Canadian now.

I'm Canadian and think the biggest issue is a lack of infrastructure. Even in a lot of major cities, things you'd expect to see like subway stations, corner markets, or arcades are uncommon. It's hard to find a job when there aren't many places to work, and it's hard to afford things when it's difficult or expensive to ship those things from place to place. Immigration could boost our population so we can better tackle these issues, but our system forces immigrants to start from scratch. That doesn't provide immigrants with much reason to choose Canada instead of the Netherlands, the USA, Singapore, or some other country.

@2:05 I knew that one, about the only question I'd have answered correctly. Oh and so it that only person that Harry is married to.

My sisters 9, she's wondering if you'd a show thats not in a pub lmfao

You forgot to mention Bill 101- Where it'd tlgal to have a english sign for your biz. You forgot to mention where it's prohibit to wear religous symbols at certain work places. To me that's discrimination.

Great sketch :D I don't get the moose joke though...

D'awww, always nice to see some love for Canada. Hello from your 'beautiful, but inhospitable' neighbors! Remember when all the jokes about Canada revolved around denim and folk drinking Pepsi for breakfast?

I'd wished you come to Montreal in Quebec! That said, I don't leave my lovely province very often but I might make a short trip in Ontario you see you guys in Ottawa. I've been hoping to see you perform on stage for a very long time!

Kinda sad you’re not coming to Houston. I’d love to see y’all live.

Im dead.. newfie accent :'D The anger at being confused for Americans is real though. We are definitely different.... and no Bieber is not canadian. He's a traitor XD You guys nailed it eh? (btw it's poo teen.. the way you said it is basically saying prostitute)

Also, there's a lot more to Canada than Toronto and Vancouver. Seriously, you should consider adding Calgary to your list. Then we'd be able to come see you!

Oooh speaking of beautiful but inhospitable... Chicago, be safe guys. But if you want to head a further south towards Kentucky way we'd be more than happy to host ya. A lot of your countrymen live in around Lexington working in the horse industry. Oh and we have bourbon. Lots of bourbon. You come this way we'll take good care of you fellas

Too bad no of your shows come into the South. I'd greatly enjoy seeing y'all in person! Lots of love from East Tennessee

I was so sure we'd see a boot to the head.

This makes me so happy you guys are touring in North America!! When I was living in Ireland I missed out on seeing you guys there. So, I've been waiting and hoping that one day you will make it out here!! Yaaayy! I cannot wait! See you guys in Toronto!! :D

DC! So much closer than Philadelphia, so thanks for that. I trust you are coming in the spring/summer/autumn as you'd never withstand winter any any of those cities (except the West Coast, but then you wouldn't be able to tolerate summer and the 132F degree heat waves plaguing that part of the country). Well done, lads - I'm off to see a man about purchasing some tickets...

i wish you were coming further south. Athens, GA is a great place to do shows :D

Finally you did Canada! Too funny! What are we more afraid of than a bear attack? Thought you’d say a Canada Goose attack ? it’s the truth

that reminds me - how many times is the letter A said in the canadian alphabet ? 27 - A eh, b eh, c eh, d eh ...

Pure crude oil :D

Any chance you could add a wee show in Victoria while you're in British Columbia? We're way more colourful people and our city is tidier...I'd be ever so grateful if you could. :)

Saw ye last Saturday in vicar street! You'd swear it was your opening week you were giving it a many socks!! Well deserved standing ovation at the end!!

Chicagoans are gonna be so pissed you're not visiting their city but obscure Chicargo instead. :-D

I'd like to add Dan Aykroyd and Tara Strong to that list, eh?

I really hope you visit Sweden for a show someday. I'd give my left hand to watch one for your shows live.

I was chatting to a guy a while back , when I asked him if he was from Canada he was sooo pleased I hadn't thought he was American, didn't have the heart to tell him it was only because I'd spotted a little red maple leaf on his bag?...... Lovely sketch lads?

as a french canadian, i approve these answers. :D

I feel bad for laughing about the seal clubbing joke, so I'd like to apologise and say sorry to all clubbed and unclubbed seals. \nBut lads, you're hilarious!

Loved this! \nSince it’s now December, I thought I’d re-listen to your Christmas song from last year, and I honestly forgot how good it was! Definitely a Christmas fave for me ?

I didn't know I'd get a chance to watch y'all in the states! Pity I can't make it in Portland but San Fran I can!

Can't believe I actually made it here as you posted! Any chance of you guys visiting Sri Lanka? I swear the immigration lasts 10 seconds and you have a whole other video idea from just that :D A reply back would make my day!

When you add in consumer taxes, municipal taxes, mandatory contributions and all that, it gets to around 60% of what you earned sent to the government.\n\nAnd more and more people don't feel they get their money's worth. Its a big problem since professionals who earn a relative big income like doctors, lawyers and engineers end up moving to the US, where they can earn multiple times more after taxes and other general living necessities like rent are paid. Even bigger problem is that theses people are the taxpayers that pay more than they receive in services.\n\nThe local corporate leaders are a small oligarchy that influences policies to keep wages low while the cost of living skyrockets. Note that for the following example, I do not criticize immigrants, when you are here, you're one of us and in the same boat, and I'd fight side by side any day for a better future for all of us. The immigration minister recently announced that they will let in more immigrants in order to reduce the increase in wages, which did not even follow inflation. Its depressing and alienating when your job sector gets flooded by more workers when it already underpays and has hard competition for decent jobs.\n\nPeople are great no matter where they come from, but the policies makes coming here quite the scam. Its better than a lot of places, but the average canadian is getting poorer and poorer and the ceiling of success is very low too.

I bet this video has plenty of dislikes. Not that we'd know because YouTube only cares about consumer engagement and not common sense.

Well with the influx of people from Ontario moving to NB this past year and a half, increasing demand and cost of homes, I'd say NB needs a second look to be moved higher up in the ranks.

Not that it matters I'd not care what Provence I'd live in or territories! We as Canadians live in the best country in the world !!! When you put labels on our countries provinces or territories do shut up ! I've lived in most if not all of them . They ALL have something to offer ! If I might add if you from the USA or England or where ever I bet you can find that they think the same as we do . THAT THEY ALSO LIVE IN THE GREATEST COUNTRY THERE OWN ! Stupid opinions! Everyone has got one .

Saskatoon is meth’d up but there’s pretty girls here

I'm American, and I'd pick Manitoba over about 25 states - most notably Florida.

I'm 42 and my ultimate financial goal would be $4million in savings and a monthly passive income of $15,000, I've got about $230k to put in the market and l'd love to know how I could make this goal happen by the time I turn 50.

I'd never leave the US for Canada...look at Canada today..an absolute disgrace...

I'd personally rank BC as #1 because of the scenery, the people, and the lifestyle\n\nEdit: Okay, when I ranked BC as #1, I ranked it from a tourist's perspective, not from the perspective of someone who was born and raised there.