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From now on we're taxing ALL COCAINE ??????

Just bought stock in cocaine exports....SHIT !!!

How am I going to afford my cocain?????

No cocaine from Columbia lol ??????

We won't let Columbian cocaine into the United States via the CIA any longer.

Americans love their cocaine and coffee, Wall Street is screwed!

Well, no more cocaine

Seems cocaine and crack will become a bit more expensive to buy.Its users will be all over in protest

Love the comments from white trash drug users from the us mocking Colombia for cocaine. The final addict in the us will pay the tariff, not Colombia or any other country

DAMN! NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUND MY COCAINE HABIT?

Does that mean my cocaine is gonna cost 25% more now??

You telling me cocaine is about to get more expensive? How do you put a tariff on something you don't bother to tax in the first place?

❤????????hell yes ?! Folgers and Colombian coffee gonna be very expensive. Coming back to North America.! ?? lol, and oh no , no cocaine for junior ! Trump juniors? cocaine head!! lol ? tap that 25% on that tariffs of shit ? ! That’s right keep sending back those planes to the USA ?? Lol ? you ain’t landing here, buddy lol ? ?

Columbia is going to make it rain cocaine ✈️?without paying any tariffs on it! Deadbeat Donnie is pathetic.

I guess cocaine is going up 25% as well ???

Oh no, they are gunna just increase the price on cocaine...........

Tariffs on colombia does than mean no more cocaine?

I don't think cocaine Jr. will like this at all!!!

Cocaine remains tariff free. Thanks for all Americans for the continued support for Colombians economy. USA remains the top cocaine consumer in the world.

Well, there goes coffee and cocaine prices.

Threaten for CIA to stop buying the cocaine then they get their act together

There’s a tariff on Cocaine now??‍♂️

cocaine is the biggest import for a long time

We don’t “need” your coffee or cocaine, you might want to take that plane back. ?

Hunter Biden cocain just got more expensive

k wtf do we import from Colombia...COCAINE?....its already expensive...unless he's talking about maracas.

All the other drugs that cocaine is mixed with will go up to.

Sooo cocaine will be more expensive?

Uh oh, where will Junior get his cocaine now?

What? A terrif on the cocaine! What about Eric!

Try 200% and also cut off all foreign aid to them and cancel any US bonds or debt Colombia holds. Then sieze every Colombian bank account on suspected cocaine Narco trafficking. Keep your bananas and coffee bendejos, we’ll eat oranges and blueberries and get coffee from Africa and Indonesia instead. Also, CNN is garbage.

There goes the cheap cocaine lol

Cocaine prices off the ceilings?

Thank God Cocaine is not subjected to tarrifs...

25perxent tarrif on cocaine??

I rarely LOL but hearing about an immediate 25% tariff on goods today and 50% next week actually did it. Talk about losing popularity… wait until everyone has to pay 25-50% more for their coffee. Cocaine will be spared because I’m pretty sure cartels aren’t paying duties and tariffs on their imports.

Hunter Biden isn’t going to be happy when the price of cocaine skyrockets.

USA cocaine users need to protest in the streets

Wow! A cocaine tax. What next?

Lack of morning coffee and cocaine will just make his cults 2nd amendment supporters more unstable and trigger happy.

Will cocaine go up too?

Way to go Donald, now US consumers will have to pay at least an extra 25% for their daily cocaine. What a chump!!

He put a tariff on cocaine LOL

Taxes on cocaine going up?

lol is he going to tariff Don Jr’s cocaine?

Where will I get cocaine now?

What products will Trump put tariffs on in Columbia, emeralds or cocaine? Trump is such a schmuck, it's embarrassing for sane Americans.

So, what is trump putting a tariff on from Colombia, COCAINE!?! I'm sure Donny JR. will be complaining about that!!! :)

The cocaine is going to be more expensive in the USA ?

The price of columbian cocaine just went up 100% ❄️❄️❄️❄️