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Oh no! Prissy boy Trudeau is mad!

Oh shit, no electricity for hamburgerland soon? Go Canada! And Trump is an unclefucker. Canada should join European Union btw?

Your country brought drugs into our country acting like oh no I didn’t know

OH NO! Not reciprocity!

Oh No shIvEr mE tImBeRs!

Oh no my Maple Syrup what will I ever do without it? ?

Oh boy.. very emotional.. this guy is making it worse..Unfortunately nobody is taking him seriously as he no longer runs this country.. take to us Canadians as a grown ups not kids.. idiot?

Oh no Canadian products lmfao what are those exactly? Canada needs the US more than the US needs Canada. Gas prices are the only thing going to change in the US which will also hurt Canada since the pipeline is interconnected.

Oh no mention of the Fact that Canada's Tariffs are 3 Times higher on us!! Do the research people.

oh no not the maple syrup! I guess we have to buy american maple syrup now! BELIEVE ME! TREMENDOUS!

Oh no!!!! Canada is going to tariff us. What ever shall we do. FAFO dipshit.

Lol hes putting America on notice!! Oh NO!!!

WHY DID WE CHOOSE TRUMP? Why do we keep choosing a party that has NEVER shown they were for the people? And of course, we knew what Trump was going to do. He was already president and we said 'no more'. He told us what he was going to do, we knew he was going to do it but many said 'oh he's not serious'. If you voted for Trump, you voted for this. If you are a democrat and didn't vote for Kamala, or vote at all, you voted for this. You voted for higher prices, less benefits for regular people, bigger tax cuts for the rich and a larger national debt and the US no longer a leading country.

Oh no what will we ever do without Canadian maple syrup ? They need the US way more than the US needs them.

Oh no. It’s Canada. What will we do? Give me break.

Apparently, tariffs are too complicated for the Russia-complicit President of the United States to comprehend. That and other psychological evidence are grounds for removal and Americans have the clause to do it in Article 25. But oh no. Their right-wing fascist cult is too fearsome for Republicans in Congress to grow a pair and stand up to the madness. Wimps! Simps! You will pay a very high price.

Oh no! Canada is mad! ?? \nGuess whose economy is bigger????

Oh no, we gotta pay more for maple syrup…what are we gunna do!?

8:05 Oh no.. as a Canadian

Oh Please. Just protecting themselves, no more BS. Just buy American made, that should do it.

Oh no, what shall I do without all those Canadian products....wait, I cant find anything made in Canada in my entire house.....

Oh no! Guess we'll just stop buying Canadian products.

oh, u say u lost America as a friend, sorry to hear that, no worries--we would like fairness--and u r wrong about this causing inflation,, we're dealing with that bc the prior admin did us that way

Hahaha… oh no!… not Canada!… hilarious… trump is fixing all of the problems with the system, and making it fair to the rest of the world… instead of the USA taking it in the A*s… when we’re the ones paying for it… we the people voted for this!… in a couple of years, the whole world will see that the USA economy is the best ever, and will follow in trumps footstep to become prosperous

I hope Canada And Mexico doesn't back down. Fucking hate Trump. Lies after Lies and guess what people defend him. Not My president people say. You voted for a dictator that lies through his fucking teeth, hes not going to change. Yall really thought him getting shot was the wake up call? That was his call for him being able to do no wrong, then they say oh you'd rather have Kamala? yes..... Yes I would..... look at our country idiots.... Not saying she would've been much better, but her team at least had common sense, trumps is a bunch of Rich sore losers who cant do nothing wrong.

Canadians should boycott US products, starting with the biggest, Microsoft Windows and Google Androids... Oh no, wait ??

Oh no my syrup just went up 25%

Why oh why don't the American's see what ever Canada, Mexico or Europe does will make no difference. Trump and his henchmen want's to destroy western alliances.

WE WILL STAND STRONG TRUDEAU,,THE BEST IVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR CHARACHTER,,WELL DONE!! CANADIANS HAVE THE PUCK IN THEIR CORNER !! SCORE AND GIVE TRUMP THE PENALTY OR KICK HIM OUT OF THE GAME HE HAS NO SKILLS FOR!!! OH MY CANADA , GLORIUOS STRONG AND FREE ! UNITED WITH UKRAINE ,,SAME DAY TODAY TRUMP STOPPED ALL WEAPONS SUPPORT ,RISKING THOUSANDS OF LIVES IN UKRAINE ,,FAMILIES KIDS ,TROOPS ,,DISCUSTING TRUMP VANCE MUSK ,,TWO JECKYLS AND ONE MARTIAN ALIEN DRINKING TOO MANY LITHIUM TESLA MILKSHAKES?

Satanic Evil Trump not a republican he stole this party like he stole the election you know that he's a convicted felon , he's a child molester with Jeffrey Epstein , the man that love grabbing women by the p---- , cult leader using religious to get these corrupted religious mega follower's to back him up and Putin's little puppet , humiliating and degrading our friend from Ukraine this list goes on with this American Traitor no more talking take our business to Europe . The America Justice system and Politicians represent the people, who make decisions have turn their backs on us and even their own people in the USA push to have Elon Musk Canadian birth right remove from our great country Canada . Elon not worthy to be even call a Canadian . Oh no we can't forget dear old JD Vance who speaks against gay right and he worn little girl clothes in high school and still today wear makeup around his eyes. And the mega Christian followers , call them leaders sent by God they better start reading their holy bible cause it all written in the holy book..

?Oh no! He's giving the facts to Trump! What would Vance say about that? He should be THANKFUL.

Oh no trump doesn’t like facts……

it's not complicated: canadian boomers got rich with houses by making it impossible to build new ones and by flooding the country with migrants. So what are the young canadians going to do? oh right vote for the left because they were brainwashed in every canadian education system. No hope

All joking aside, Canada has been able to form a symbiotic relationship of mutual benefit with the United States since even before NAFTA 1. But.......... right now it is almost like a 51st state and I do not mean that in a joking way. US states are always competing with each other, but what prevents things like, oh say the American Civil war from happening is the Federal apparatus keeps them in line for the good of the empire as a whole. \n\n If Canada is like a 51st state, then it is competing with the other 50 states in a way that all 50 of them are going to get upset about. So either the states complain, or you treat Canada as an economic competitor. Mexico being behind the United States and Canada is what makes it a good candidate for a symbiotic relationship. For all its problems, Mexico has a Christian population (with some indigenous traits) that goes well with America. Their nations different economic status means we can support them and they can support us doing different things for countries of different development stages.\n\nCanada being so similar to the United States will want that as well and will never outbid the United States. Again this is seen as a hostile economic competitor. \n\nIts not Canada or Americas fault. After 2007 and the lies about fanny and Freddie, leman bros, mortgage backed security's, and a cash shortage that was not real. How was it real if the offshore exchanges did nothing? 2007 was not financial in origin it was our global monetary system seizing up. To say Wall Street greed and MBSs did it would be like saying a single drop of cement turned the ocean to cement.\n\nBut something did. Something turned the market from liquid to concrete, it happened in France decades before......\nFinancially packaged items could no longer be priced or traded.

Canada’s government: ‘We’ll fix this later.’ Later arrives ‘Oh no, who could have seen this coming?!

Wow, this guy is very intelligent, he puts some clips he loaded from news or the Internet and unloaded them here to bait the people. They are coming by the thousands but the video shows only a few people. First thing is, people crossing into the USA, it's not upto canada to stop them. If somone enters canada from the USA then its upto canada to stop them from entering, not the USA. If sombody crosses into USA then it's upto USA to block them..\n\nMost of the content in this video is false. People are always trying to cross into other countries illegally, but it's upto the other countries border security to stop them and send them back..\n\nWhat a lie about the bus waiting for these people at the crossing points. LoL...sure sure..\n\nIce is nothing but a reality show, very little reality but it's entertaining to watch because people think it's real. Lol...\n\nTrump used cheap labor to built his Empire. do you guys think he hired Americans to built his luxury hotels, casinos, towers etc? Heck no, he used these very same migrants he claims to be taking your jobs away from you. Guy soreads lies and speaks from both sides of his mouth. Think about it. If you have a business, are you going to hire expansive labor or cheap labour? If you wanna make BIG profits then you knkw who you'd be hiring. Face it. Migrants will do jobs that no one wants and they'll do it for a lot less. \n\nI got a roof put on my House for less then half of what i was quoted. Thanks to the hard working migrants. Take it to the bank, ICE is not created to deport big numbers of migrants back, its created to make it look that way. How would you know how many people they deported, oh yeah, becasue the orange men is going to brag about it and you'll fall for it. Much like this video.

Do not feel sorry for Canada. I am Canadian. Canadians voted for the Liberal Socialist Government they have 3 times. The youth wanted marijuana legalized. The union governments wanted to tax the corporation to be the highest of the G-7, tax their citizens, attack investors, to fund their rediculous social programs, paid sick days, stat holidays, benefits, pension plans etc .....and now no one in their right mind would open a business or invest in Canada..... No, Canadians are getting what they voted for and deserve....Good Luck to them, I have found a new and friendly country to do business and invest in. Oh, and it has beautiful weather all year round. You could not pay me enough to invest in Canada again:)

This is my biggest complaint of the new administration. They are really dragging their feet with deportations. There’s no reason they haven’t removed at least a million illegal migrants by now. I understand blue states and cities are causing issues, but states like Ohio, Texas, Florida… shouldn’t have to continue to deal with this. Forget Chicago and NYC for now, save places like Springfield, OH.

So let me get this staight. Criminals allowed into Canada and then cross the border in the US\nHow did they get into Canada in the first place. Oh yea, Trudeau let them in with little or no vetting. No wonder Trump is doing what he is doing to Canada . Trudeau has got to go. Resign and someone else as PM.

SOON TOM HOLMAN WILL TAKE A RIDE UP TO NEW YORK WITH ABOUT 10 OR 15,000 OF HIS BUDDIES AND WITH THE HELP OF THE US AIR FORCE AND POSSIBLY THE US ARMY ROUND UP ALL YOUR ILLEGAL PROBLEMS AND GET THEM BACK WHERE THEY BELONG ON THE OUTSIDE FILLING OUT THE PAPERWORK TO MAKE LEGAL ENTRY. OH NO WAIT A MINUTE I FORGOT IF YOU WAIT UNTIL ICE CATCHES YOU, YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO MAKE LEGAL ENTRY. I THINK FOR 20 YEARS SO YOU BETTER RUN LIKE HELL WHILE YOU CAN.

Oh no! Anyway....

The DRUGS arent the problem..... its whatever DRIVES people to use drugs that is the issue..... you dont say FOOD is a problem even tho people can be addicted to food... no one says that GAMBLING is a problem, or SEX.... you get the idea... you had prohibition on alcohol early on and it didn't stop people who wanted to drink. Oh, AND it gave way to the MAFIA.... just sayin'....

Oh no no no! So they’re now traveling by boat or plane to Canada and coming into US

? first of all get it right mayor Adams is a criminal and he embezzled a lot of money from New York I grew up in the Upper East Side in New York okay and I used to like him until he was caught and and plenty of proof it's not about him doing anything about the migrants it's the fact that he changed his tune all the sudden when he's caught and Trump is willing to drop the cases as long as he goes with the flow and does with Trump says but if he doesn't he's legally allowed to bring the case back up that's why they have the case in court and the Seven judges resign because they refuse to drop a case a new was being dropped for political reasons not because he wasn't guilty and the fact that Trump had in writing that he could bring the charges back up there's only one thing that can mean if he doesn't go with the flow and be a good little soldier and doesn't do exactly what the orange buffoon tells them they can bring the charges back up that's never been done and is highly suspect that's called blackmail!\n\nBy the way a Democrats don't disagree with deportation and not letting illegal violent criminals into the country but we do disagree with separating women children and babies from their mothers and fathers and we do disagree with just deporting people that are brown black and Muslim many of them that aren't even violent now you can't tell me that it's the most racist deportation ever you name any Canadian any Australian or european that's being deported that's here illegally there's plenty of them I have plenty of friends that know people they work with that are Australian and Canadian and European that are illegally you don't see them getting deported I wonder why they're all white that's why!\n\nTrump wants to say he's only deporting violent criminal gang members more than half of the plane that he deported to a couple of different countries had plenty of people that weren't criminals or gang members and he even ended up deporting American soldiers and vets by mistake and they used a military carrying jet that cost $242,000 for every round trip 12 hours as opposed to what every other president uses a regular Boeing style jet that cost $102,000 for that round trip now you tell me that saving money that's called just showing off and guess who pays for that and he wants to do that every day oh that's a great way to save money?\nPlay you got Trump being harsher on Canadian Mexico than our enemies China and Russia oh that's right he's budding up and siding with Russia now over Ukraine telling the world Ukraine started the war? when Putin is obviously the aggressor and the war starter who even said on TV that he would have this war 3 months and no Russians would die! You now have this clown kissing his ass and spreading Russian propaganda that zielinski is a dictator Which is far from true because if it were true Trump would be actually kissing his ass like he does with every other dictator? I'm lying about he has a 4% of ratings Which is far from the truth he's got 54% rating zelensky which are higher than Trump's right now Trump's ratings are below that and they're going down fast!\nHe is crushing in the stock market he's crushing the economy and grocery prices are sky-high thanks to his tariff solution quote that he doesn't have a clue how they work

Oh but this was all lies hey ! No problems up there hey ? According to Trump haters

Oh no, dont arrest the criminals. Am i dreaming said no sane person ever

In other words OH HELL NO!!!!!!

Oh F.F.S... what will the girly boys do?? Bend over, show their butts like braveheart, then stand, present and hope for unicorns and freaken rainbows?? Delusion has no place in the military. Who you gonna defend??? Citizens ,whose tax dollars that pay you, w8th benefits, or your radical ideology?? On a payment given by the government that you want to obliterate?? Sounds like leftist, nazi hypocrisy..ambition. Silence opposition, if you can??

Oh, no wonder I see so many negative comments, this is a guardian post.

Dangerous gang members in shackles?? Oh, no!!!